Ima happy slutty Elf, an Ima nat ashamed ta say so. 

Since I went da odar year to da universaty an got my Bigass Univesaty degree I had become an Archelologists. I made a somffing off my own Elf ass. I been doing da exciting excavatin for em in da san in a lan far far away from da norff pole. I been living da dream. Sitting an excavatin, diggin all kinds of stuff put in da ground by all kinds of people. da biggest ffing I scooped up lately was someting I never I ffought I be so lucky. But I was a lucky son of Elf my ma didna wanna tell me bout. Anyway I was sitting wiff spoon an paintbrush workin hard. I was diggen almost reachin da middle of da earf when I found da opening to a big cave under da ground. I ffrew my spoon an paintbrush over my shoulder climbing inside to see what treasure I found for da univesaty. But as soon as ffat paintbrush hit somffing behind me, a door closed an was trapped inside. 

Lights from torches shone an more gold, silver an jewels dat I ever could carry sparkled like stars in da sky in front me. 

“You stupid Elf,” a voice shouted from da odar side where I saw someffing like a tent an two men standing wiff dair arms crossed an scowling at me. 

“Hellooo,” I shouted an wave at dam. So happy to see friends dat can help me carry da stuff back out of da hole I dug. Once outside I can call da boss who was like santa, but nicer, because he let me suck his cock for free. Once I bring more treasures, maybe he would let me suck it more. He would be so glad to send dis treasure wiff da train to da university. 

“Ima so glad to see you. I would need help carrying all dis shit out.” I said to da strangers as I climbed over da trinkets. Yes, once I get dis to boss an he sens it to da univesaty to put behind glass an brag wiff, I was sucking cock for a long-ass time. 

Dey just stood dare like statues, not offering a han or anyffing as if I had done someffing to dam an I neva eva saw dase men in my life. One looked like a character dat lived in a Sultan palace long-long time ago, da odar dude was big, black, muscled, an very very big. Like twice as big as Sultan guy. I was a scrawny little ffing. Elf doesn’t grow much bigger dan a tabletop. 

“Hello, my name name is Elfie. I work for da Bigass Univesaty, Ima Archelologists. You see I dug dis hole an found dis place. Is dis your place? Because I have to say, you got so many ffings here I would have to ask you to share some wiff me, so I can get to sucking cock. I love sucking da ffings. 

Sultan man smiled an uncrossed his arms, an offered me a hand. “Hello, I’m Aladin.” He said wiff a chuckle and lifted his ffick bushy eyebrows at me an da odar guy. I was a slutty Elf, so I saw what it would take to get dam to help me.

“How did you manage to open an close da entrance we’ve been stuck here forever?” da big giant of a man asked. I immediately looked at his crotch imagining dat big fat cockhead I can suckle on all day. I lick my lips dinking of candy canes, gingerbread cookies, an sprinkles so I don’t grow hard an embarrass myself. He stuck his hand out to greet me, but my legs quivered and my knees buckled when he wrapped my small Elf hand in his. “You can call me Genie.” He said in a deep voice, but not nearly as friendly as Aladin. I was going to have to suck two cocks today to make my way out of dis cave I see, but dat would be no hardship. So I also lifted my eyebrows using da secret sex language men an Elves use.

Aladin an Genie stood stock still. I made sure day saw me looking at dair crotches, an dan I wiggled dose eyebrows again, showing dam dat I meant business. Genie licked his lips. Aladin seemed to catch on an smile greedily back at me. I swept anodar look over my impending feast. My little Elf cock jumped in my green Elf pants. Tenting da ffing like some furious desert cobra. Goosebumps popped up all over me as I opened my mouff, stretching my jaws from side to side, showing dam I can take two cocks at once. dair eyes bulged, next day rubbed damselves in da balls as if day had fleas or someffing. dan I’m going to lick each goosebump until every inch of dair bodies is slick wiff my spit, an dan I’m going to suck on my mates until day’re bone dry, begging me to stop. “I reckon you fellas are pretty bored sucking each odar off, let me help you, an in return, you help me carry some of your trinkets outside, an in da same time, you will be free to leave da desert. Maybe go to da Norff Pole where it is cooler dan dis hot shiny place.” I said as I was strategizing a plan. 

“Okay, Elfie, jump on over to our tent where you can pay us for our services,” Genie said already toeing his boots off. Aladin jumped on a carpet an flew da ffing up to da entrance of dair home which was built on top of da heap of trinkets an shiny jewels an stuff I knew da Bigass Univesaty would have people pay a lot of money to come see in dair glass cages

Eventually, I reached da top an Genie an Aladin were waiting on a big bed wiff my favorite red color satin sheets. 

“I feel so happy an I’m impressed wiff your house. I love da green an red colors.” I said wiping da sweat off my forehead. My heart was ffumping like crazy in my chest. Genie crooked his finger at me, “come, Elfie, suck our cocks as you promised. Make it quick we want to get out of here.”

I did not hesitate, I ripped my Elf shirt an shoes off. da tiny bells rang as I ffrew dam to da side an ran for da bed. 

Like one day rolled to da middle squashing dair cock head togedar an smearing dair juices onto da heads so day shone like two sapphires, waiting for me to suckle dam cleanly. I opened my little Elf mouff wide, dan wider an even wider, an wrapped my lips around dam. I sucked an licked on dair piss-slit, rolling my head from side to side as I played wiff dair cocks on da inside of my cheeks. I rolled my teeff good an hard over dam, dan I wrapped my little Eld hands around da bases of dair cocks an swallowed dam down what day offered me was dair sweet precum. I suckled like little desert hummingbirds wiff all dat sweet nectar while day groaned an nodded dair approval. 

Dair breaffs hitched, an Aladin got greedy as he forced his cock deeper down my ffroat. dan Genie must have wanted to go deeper to an as day smodared me wiff dair big dark cock, all I dought was ffat if I did here none of us would get out because I was da only one who knew where da secret lever was. I was linking Aladin an Genie too much to break my promise so I reversed off dair cocks, giving me some time to bread. 

“One of you is going to have to fuck me, I’m going to die wiff boff your ffick cocks down my ffroat,” I said catching my breaff an seeing two everyffing.

Aladin looked like he was having a seizure wiff wide-open eyes as he looked shocked an disappointed at me. Genie didn’t say a word. But he flipped me over so my ass is up an dan he moved between my legs. He pressed dat ffick cock head against my small Elf sphincter an spat. Cool spit dripped down my crack. He spat again an dan worked dat spit into my hole getting it warm, soft, an slick for his entrance. No sound escaped me as Aladin grabbed my hair an pressed my mouff over his cock. Wiff da force of Genie’s pushing from da back an Aladin force-feeding me, my lips sank down into Aldadin’s pubic hair an while Genie grunted an fucked me so hard, dare was no way for me to come up for a breaff. day used me an ripped me open from boff sides, making me feel like a toffee wrapper. My vision turned pink, purple, an blue as I was used relentlessly by da two of dam who must have sat in dis cave for years hopeing anodar man would come an save dam from da boredom an too many trinkets to count.”

“Fuck, Elfie, dat’s hot!” Genie complimented me.

“Holy fuck, I’m coming” Aladin grunted as he pushed his cock even deeper down my ffroat. 

“Hmmm, yes, Aladin, facefuck Elfie.” Genie groaned. Aladin pulled out as I swallowed da last of his come. His leaking, uncut cock spurted anodar rope of come out of da slit an i managed to catch it on my tongue while Genie rode my ass pushing me forward an pulling me back like a carousel horse. He hissed an grabbed my hips tighter. I felt his cock grow harder an bigger as he slammed one more time deep into me an ejaculate into me. Sweat dripped from my face as I fell forward onto Aladin’s lap. Aladin steadied me by my shoulders as Genie continued to rock into me slamming my back side forcing himself deeper dan any man has ever gone into me. Genie couldn’t get enough of my ass, he growled louder dan Blitsen ever could when he fucked Rudolf. I gasped an heaved holding on for dear life, ripping da beautiful red sating linen in pieces. 

Aladin gasped, ffrowing his head back as he worked himself into anodar hard-on.

“Elfie come ride me he said. His words were scarcely spoken when Genie lifted me up an planted my as on Aladin’s ffick hard cock waiting for me. 

Aladin spoke in some odar language as da pleasure overtook him. Genie didn’t wait as he moved closer, forced me to lay flat on Aladin’s chest spat anodar wad onto my crack, an dan worked his cock also into me. It didna feel any tao bad once it was in da fact was, dat big heads was rubbin me just right! Sounds coming from da ffree of us were so animalistic da cave droned an some of da trinkets started rolling an moving around outside. Genie made a string of unrecognizable vowels an consonants, sounding sexy as fuck. dan it was my turn to ejaculate. I squirted a string of Elf come between me an Aladin’s tummies. Warm peppermint smells reached my nose.

“Your come smells like cany canes Elfie, dat is so hot, Genie said grunting like a bear riding my back. Saliva dripped from my mouff, I was being fucked an delirious by dase sex-craved men. Feeling used an blissfully happy as dair stiff cocks slipped in an out of me like an oil rig drilling my hole.

“You are doing well Elfie, I’m close to coming,” Aladin said into my left ear

“Yes Elfie, you feel so good,” Genie said into my right ear. 

I was getting hard again, as dair bodies slid over an under me. “If you keep dis up I’m going to come wiff you,” I blubbered, my eyes rolling back in my head. da feeling of euphoria overtook me. I’ve never been so happily fucked before.

“I ffink it’s time, Genie said, pumping my ass rhyffmically to Jingle Bells. 

“Holy gingerbread cookies, you’re going to kill me,” I exclaimed, loving it. Aladin chuckled, sounding extremely naughty below me. He wasn’t getting a present from Santa dis year.

As da orgasm built inside me, Genie an Aladin started counting. Ten, Jingle Bells, nine, Jingle Bells, eight, Jingle Bells I cud’nt hold it my cock pulsated, Genie ffrust, an Aladin exploded. As one all ffree of us came togedar. da two cocks inside me filled me. day exclaimed dair pleasure an my mouff was still hanging open as I gasped for air.

“Am I seeing dis right?” Aladin asked Genie.

“Sweeeeet cheesecakes! Holy fuckin vanilla sprinkles!” I cud’nt move.

I made a very ugly ahhhh, sound. Genie rolled off me. Wiff his weight gone an his cock out of my ass I felt like a self-inflating balloon as air filled my lungs. Aladin pushed me an rolled me off him. My legs spayed open like a Christmas Star ready to be planted on top of a tree. We closed our eyes an fell asleep, sticky an dirty.

When we woke up we gotta dressed and I scooped as many trinkets as I could carry. 

Aladin an Genie waited on his carpet and we flew down to da door where I kicked da lever. I grabbed my paintbrush and we flew out da hole into the bright warm sky.

da End.

Froa de Auffar

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